if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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