If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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