Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
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If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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