Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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