so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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