I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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