3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
