If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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