Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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