just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm sobbing to NWA
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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