i just had sex bonerless
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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