Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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