How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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