I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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