we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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