escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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