Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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