at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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