Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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