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I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
tonight lets celebrate not being married
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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