I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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