The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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