Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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