we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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