what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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