Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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