is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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