So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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