you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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