You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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