Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just cropdusted the office
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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