I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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