i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
MIDGETS
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Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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