Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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