Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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