I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Randomize
