Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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