what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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