Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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