I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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