It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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