Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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