She is in my trunk
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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