And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Boobs speak an international language.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
