you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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