I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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