I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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