i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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