Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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