next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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