well you can't waste a boner
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
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Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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