I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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