well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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