im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Ambien. No doubt about it.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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