problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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